Sunday, April 30, 2006

Immigration LAWS
1. Only professionals or investors
can immigrate to the country.
No unskilled laborers will be allowed in.
Investors must be able to invest at least
40,000 times the daily average wage.
If they can't, they are not allowed in.
2. Immigrants may purchase property,
but locations and availability will be limited.
Ocean front property cannot be purchased
by immigrants. It is exclusively for citizens
born in the country.
3. Immigrants cannot vote nor can they be
elected to any public office.
4. Immigrants cannot collect any type
of government assistance.
5. Immigrants cannot protest
the countries government, policies or president.
6. Immigrants cannot display a flag
of a foreign country.
7. Immigrants who have
illegally entered the country
will be found and imprisoned.
Sound kind of harsh?
Well, these are laws that are
currently part of the Immigration Laws
of, you guessed it,
MEXICO!!!

4 Comments:

Blogger Stephen Grey said...

I'm curious as to whether you're afraid because these immigrants have a better command of the English language than you do.

12:16 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

AFRAID?
What R U FUCKIN NUTS?
Illegal Immigrants DON'T
BELONG HERE!
If they want
2 come 2 AMERICA--
DO IT LEGALLY!


Do U want them here because
U are afraid 2 pick apples?

Sorry 2 everyone else- but I've just about had it with this subject! I feel real bad 4 all of them, but RULES ARE RULES, and my COUNTRY DOESN'T BEND THE RULES FOR ANY AMERICANS!!!
:o :o

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and on second thought, didn't the U.S. RECENTLY give all Illegal Aliens the opportunity for AMNESTY?
WE DID!!!
Why didn't they apply then? Americans are being SNOW'D by Left wing Democrats in our society who want U to believe that if illegals leave, no-one will do the work! I say BULL! Just that companies who hire illegals, won't be getting away with 'slave labor'. All these Politicians want is the Mexican Vote! The meaning of Politician is -> Many blood sucking ticks! Look into it!
;]
Personally, I think when they march on Monday--Our Army should pick them all up and arrest them!
If there are AMERICANSamongst them, they'll be sorted out later!!!
:)

4:33 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

HAHAHAHAHA

the mexicans have a sense of humour

4:40 PM  

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