Seems 2 fit, swiped from my other site

A Mexican drinks his beer

and suddenly

throws his glass in the air,

pulls out his pistol and

shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Mexico our glasses

are so cheap we don't need to

drink from the same glass twice."

An Arab, obviously impressed by this,

drinks his beer,

throws his glass into the air,

pulls out his AK-47 and

shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Iraq we have so much

sand to make glasses that we don't

need to drink out of

the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy,

cool as a cucumber,

picks up his beer and drinks it,

throws his glass into the air,

pulls out his pistol and shoots

the Mexican and the Iraqi,

and catches his glass.

He says,

"In America we have so many

illegal Mexicans and Arabs

that we don't have to drink

with the same ones twice!"

God Bless America!