WAL-MART IN THE NEWS AGAIN---

I don't how many of you shop at
Wal-Mart, but this may be useful
to know... I am posting this to you
to warn you of something that
happened to me, as I have become
a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping.
This happened to me at

and it could happen to you!Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking
18-year-old girls come over
to your car as you are packing
your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and
Windolene, with their breasts
almost falling out of their
skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.

When you thank them and
offer them a tip, they say 'No'
and instead ask you for a ride
to another Wal-Mart.
You agree and they get in
the back seat. On the way,
they start having sex
with each other.
Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat
and performs oral sex
on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last
Tuesday, Wednesday,
twice on Thursday,
again on Saturday,
and also Yesterday
and I'm sure it will be
STOLEN tonight!!!